RKIVE AI

RKIVE AI

The creators behind the content:
plug into the Rkive community.

It is the brutally honest bestie Musk never had, the PR squad Zuck needed, the content gang everyone deserves...I dont know a better community. I dont know, a better community.

Publishings:
tactical intel.

All the tea we can’t spill in a public blog goes here. Like when to go apesht to ride a hype wave and when to stfu to not get cancelled.

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The LinkedIn weekly lifeline

A bite-sized microletter to swift your focus back to productivity when you’ve seen the 20th “...here’s what it taught me about b2b sales” of the day and are wondering whether to quit social media or spend the next hour watching Italian brainrot.

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Bi-weekly content enlightenment

Updates, alerts, and growth ops straight from our war room. Binge brilliance every other week.

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Insiders

Monthly bragging about our growth

Raw growth metrics, roadmap recon and enough FOMO to have VCs drafting checks. For allies, accelerators and frenemies.

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Radio

Monthly podcast show

Prank-calls, troll-raids and hate-on-your-faves segments—plus spontaneous AMAs, unfiltered drop-calls and meme recaps in real time.

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Channels:
real-time Ops.

All that we cannot legally publicly author, or that we are honestly ashamed of showing, goes here.

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Backstage

Our general-access Discord hub

Perfect for

creators, AI nerds, and founders who want to post smarter

Expect

Gifs, Rkive previews, social therapy.

Who’s there

Kanye’s ex-manager having a meltdown, your delulu pal wondering wether to quit his job to become a full time thirsttrapper, a diehard YC startup asking if they can post a fake cease and desist to go viral.

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Our private Discord hub.

Perfect for

elite aristocratic distinguished socilités and reputable magnates.

Expect

Plotting, scheming, ego trips and laughing in billionaire.

Who’s there

If I told you I’d have to unalive you

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Social feeds:the multiverse of madness.

Pull off an “I would recognise you in every social media platform...” for us. Eat up all of our marketing like a stalker and help us count you as 1 in our audience metrics.

Delight yourself with the contradicting positioning we take on each platform, selling our soul to the highest bidder. Thank god Rkive handles it automatically.

Facebook

Facebook for the boomers

Instagram

Instagram top shelf brainrot the millenials

Threads

Threads for the terminally online

YouTube

YouTube for covert advertising

TikTok dances and clickbait for the zoomers

TikTok

Linkedin corporate cringe for B2B fraudsters

LinkedIn

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Bluesky for our leftwing freedom fighters

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